Girls: how many of you are dying to chat up that sexy office worker in your town but you just don’t know how? Ladies, your waiting is over. This article tells you just how to catch the perfect Japanese man.
http://beyondjane.com/relationships/dating/how-to-date-a-japanese-guy-part-one/
Warning: material may be offensive to women, Japanese men, and native English speakers.
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ZOMG, ladiezzz, this is like gospel truf. Imma snag me a Jman!
My favorite part: “Don’t confront them by phone or face to face because they are scared cats…”
I read the first part and am still single, so I should probably read the sequel, “How to Date a Japanese Guy Part Two,” which starts off with this handsome SOB of a tagline: You must be interested in dating a Japanese man or else you won’t be reading this article. Here are good tips for you.
Yes, please.
“They considered sexy if you are almost anorexic, big boobies, light skin, frizzy hairs, and small weird voices.”
I’m still laughing….
Now I know how to keep my Japanese boyfriend:
1. Stop Eating
2. Get breast implants
3. Inhale helium constantly